Forgive the lack of updates, my last entry seemed to push
a former friends buttons, so much that she did the sensible, and level headed
thing and unfriended me on every medium possible and posted it to Reddit in an
attempt to garner internet lynch mob from twoXchromosomes. Sadly (for her) her
attempts to prove the validity of the post itself by damseling her hardest for
a mob of white knights, failed. So... better luck next time V. I won’t
miss you.
This left me to leave my blog for a while until the
internet moved on to other things and it could be a sleepy little dumping
ground for my random musings.
So! On with the proverbial show:
The Psychology of Belief: How to start a Cult, and other
useful life tips.
Most people who hear “Psychology” will immediately think
of Sigmund Freud, a rather clever fellow (for his time) but he did come up with
some wacky stuff. One of the major criticisms of his theories are that they are
“Unfalsifiable” a word so underused that it causes red wavy lines to appear on
my word processing software.
Essentially it boils down to this; Sigmund sits you on
his long couch and listens to you speak, and using his mighty analytical mind, informs
you that your problems stem from subconscious desire to murder your father and
claim your mother as your sexual partner (or murder your mother to claim your
father if you happen to be a bearer of the lady-bits). You of course deny this
quite strongly, with good cause, at which point Frued will drop this bombshell:
“Ah but you see, one of ze symptoms of ze mental illness is your stronk denial,
you must seek to be overcomink zis denial and bring ze subconscious desires
into ze conscious mind, otherwise zhey may not be resolved!”
See how clever this is? Frued essentially claims to know
your mind better then you do, and if you contradict him, BOOM he adds a
diagnoses of “denial” to your mental illness checklist. Your only way out is to
submit to his diagnosis and follow his instructions, otherwise you spend the
rest of your life with a diagnosis of a Oedipus/Electra complex on top of your
obviously staggering case of “denial”
Essentially, this is how you start a cult. And yes I am
grossly oversimplifying, but allow me to explain.
You need three things, danger, absolution, and deferral of
responsibility. It’s a powerful trio that plugs into some of the strongest
psychological responses we have. Fear of the unknown, a desire for social acceptance,
and the need to avoid cognitive dissonance (the discomfort that manifests when
you have to entertain two ideas at the same time that you know are
contradicting, but are also both true. For example, you know cigarettes are bad
for you, but you also know you want a cigarette).
So to start your cult, you need to establish the source
of the fear, the “Danger” that has been mentioned above. Hell, Satan,
Reincarnation as a Dung Beetle, Communism, The Patriarchy, The Boogieman,
Krampus, Capitalism, Fascism, high BMI index, the Illuminati, and so on, and so
forth. It needs to be something that is prevalent or omnipresent, and also
something that cannot be faced directly. An enemy that can be overcome easily
will not sustain your cult, people will simply slay your boogieman and move on,
it needs to be pervasive, enduring, and as impossible to confront directly as a
fart is to a sword fighter. This level of prevalent (but not urgent) threat
will stay in the minds of your followers, in the same way that a conscience is
your internal watchdog, “the Danger” will be the internal threat, making you
aware that it is forever looking over your shoulder waiting for you to fall
into their sinister clutches.
And so, with this threat establish, you need to offer
absolution! Something that people can flock to in order to offset this terrible
fear. Be it a code, a ritual, a senior cult member’s platitudes, or some kind
of donation or penance paid on a regular basis. Psychologically speaking, your
brain releases the same sense of accomplishment from talking about an action as it does from doing it. So all that is
required is to give your cult-members a chance to get it off their chests, and
speak of their desire to be better people and conduct their own personal fight
against the “danger” thus becoming better People, Christians, Muslims, Capitalists,
Feminists, Communists, etc… It creates a sort of “high” that sustains you
through the internal fear generated by your boogieman by letting you feel like
you’re fighting back without actually doing anything, while also allowing you to
feel the solidarity of others around you who are all sharing and buffering this
emotional high.
Ever wonder why you feel great after having a discussion
with your in-group about the beliefs (be they political or religious) feels so
good? This is why, it gives you that sense of accomplishment without having to
actually do anything. It’s amazing how well it motivates people.
The last and the scariest is the deferral of responsibility.
I left this last because it’s linked strongly with the former two. The crushing
guilt generated by the “danger” and its insidious influence on our day-to-day
lives can become a little overwhelming, and not even the feelings you get from
your “absolution” sessions can lift it. Or more dangerously you may fall in
with a group that’s coping mechanisms for “absolution” involves extreme
reactionary behaviour. What may have just been a lone recluse becomes a small
cell of people, whose motivations are focussed and increased by their
collective “absolution” talks. These are the kind of people who bomb abortion
clinics, who shoot up schools, who commit mass murder, and other atrocities. And
the thing that makes it possible when most other people would encounter extreme
psychological distress at the thought of actively hurting a stranger is that
they bear no personal responsibility for their actions. For you see, they are
acting against the “danger” for the greater good, and the only person who can
judge them is the one who grants them their absolution, a figure or concept
usually as intangible as their “danger”. As a cult leader you ensure that your
followers are no longer answerable to anything other than the laws and ideals
you outline, you set their moral compass and ensure that they understand that any
action taken against people who do not follow their compass is good, justified,
and most importantly NOT their responsibility, for they are acting as agents of
a higher power/ideal/ethical code, and therefore ultimately, that is where the responsibility
for their actions will be laid.
Congratulations! You now have a cult!
So to put the above very crudely in the context of my
Freud example:
“You have Oedipus/Electra
Complex but I can treat you with Psychotherapy.
Don’t worry that you don’t seem to be understanding this diagnosis, you’re in Denial, which we can also treat with Psychotherapy.”
Or in a religious context:
“You have Sinned
but I can treat you with Tithes/confession/prayer.
Don’t worry that you seem to not feel guilt about your sins, that’s demonic influence, which we can treat with Tithes/confession/prayer”
Or a political context:
“You’ve been named a communist but don’t worry we can solve this with McCarthism. Don’t worry if you don’t feel like a communist, you’ve just been brainwashed by subtle commie propaganda, but don’t worry we can treat you with McCarthism.”
Or a social context (and you know I couldn’t resist this one!):
“You’re a Patriarchal Misogynist but don’t worry we can solve this with Feminism. Don’t worry if you don’t feel like you’ve done anything wrong, that’s just your Internalised Patriarchy, but don’t worry we can help you with more Feminism.”
Or a political context:
“You’ve been named a communist but don’t worry we can solve this with McCarthism. Don’t worry if you don’t feel like a communist, you’ve just been brainwashed by subtle commie propaganda, but don’t worry we can treat you with McCarthism.”
Or a social context (and you know I couldn’t resist this one!):
“You’re a Patriarchal Misogynist but don’t worry we can solve this with Feminism. Don’t worry if you don’t feel like you’ve done anything wrong, that’s just your Internalised Patriarchy, but don’t worry we can help you with more Feminism.”
I’d like to finish by saying that this may come off as me
being anti-religious, and I assure you I find faith in a higher power to be one
of the most wonderful things a person can experience, and for 99% of believers
it’s a source of comfort and love that sustains them through the most difficult
parts of their lives.
Sadly mankind has always been confronted with those who
will exploit others in any way they can, and do it in the name of a higher
power or ideal; even the devil can quote the bible.
Faith without works is dead, but blind faith may lead to
some very dangerous works.